Cute Quotes

I was married by a judge….I should have asked for a jury. – George Burns
 
I haven’t spoken to my wife in eighteen months…I don’t want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield
 
My wife and I were happy for twenty years…then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
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